Thursday, May 13, 2010

Happy Birthday to Me!

Tomorrow, May 14th is all about me. I plan to attend weekly Friday morning mass and Perpetual Adoration with my husband, have breakfast at IHop, let my maids houseclean, sun bask at the lake, read a  book, and have dinner with friends. Simple stuff.

I shall be 64 years old. How the heck did that happen? I remember as a child thinking that only grandmothers were 64, and I wondered what I would be like when I arrived at that aged number. Well, here it is!

I realize that my emotional age does not match my chronological age. I feel young, except when I Jazzercise 6 days in a row for an hour each day and have to empty a bottle Advil bottle into my mouth to ease the pain in my muscles.

My career is over, and my life has changed drastically. Instead of basking in the joy of watching my children grow up and become independent, my grandchildren bring me a different kind of joy. I have more time to observe their little milestones, spend time reading to and entertaining them, and bother their parents with my wisdom about childrearing.

I am botoxed, manicured, and pedicured. I always knew I would not age well. I sleep with Frownies on my forehead, magical creams on my face, and whitening strips on my teeth. I wish my body would defy gravity. I am considering plastic surgery, but I want my grandchildren to see my expressions, so maybe not . . . .
I don't suppose any woman considering a facelift would ask her plastic surgeon to make her look like a grandmother.

I have the wisdom to look back on my life and consider the choices I made. Wisdom trumps the challenges of risk-taking. Youth is terribly frightening. What adult wants to relive the angst of adolescence, the stress of the job market, or the worry of childearing? There is a sense of calm and confidence about life at this age. We have the option of becoming self-serving and independent. Climbing the ladder of success or obsessing about minor life details suddenly do not seem so important. An afternoon spent napping, luxuriating in the sun's rays, reading a good book, watching a grandchild sleep, contemplating, or enjoying the beauty of a flower garden is soul-fulfilling.

Life is good.

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

MY LIFE WITH THE SAINTS

Pick up a stack of prayer cards of saints and you’ll notice that few are smiling. Most are martyrs who devoted their lives to prayer, worked to care for the sick and destitute, or died horrific deaths defending tenets of the Catholic Church. Mel Brooks’ HISTORY OF THE WORLD deprecates church traditions, but you can’t help laughing at the hyperbole-- monks diving off of cliffs or priests who stutter or speak with a lisp.

Reading about the saints does not seem fun or enticing. But pick up a copy of MY LIFE WITH THE SAINTS by James Martin, SJ, and you’ll love the storytelling, the wisdom and humor, and the manner in which this Jesuit priest and scholar viewed the saints during his life to help him survive spiritual and human struggles.

At twenty-eight, a graduate of Wharton and an executive at General Electric, dissatisfied with his life in the business world, Martin, inspired by viewing a PBS program about the Catholic priest Thomas Merton, joined the Jesuit order. Like those of us Catholics who pray to favorite saints, Martin discovered that his fellow Jesuits also developed strong devotions to their favorite saints. He began to read biographies of the saints and reflect upon their places in history, their sense of humor [Pope John XXIII}, their courage [Joan of Arc], their intelligence and will [St. Theresa of Lisieux- the Little Flower].

The book is organized chronologically, and each of the eighteen chapters is devoted to a specific saint. Read about poor Bernadette, who was chosen by the Virgin Mary to deliver a warning to the world, and no one believed her. Or Pope John XXIII who, when asked by a reporter how many people worked at the Vatican, responded, “About half of them.” [Read THE WIT AND WISDOM OF GOOD POPE JOHN].

St. Peter’s shortcomings and St. Francis of Assisi’s dissolute youth will help you understand the human condition and the struggles ordinary men endured before God touched them and helped them to be really good people.

Martin reminds us that we don’t have to live in a cave and pray all day or work with the poor in Uganda to achieve sanctity. He speculates that God wants us to be ourselves. He reminds us that the Second Vatican Council discusses “the universal call to holiness” which means that ordinary people can grow closer to God and achieve moments of special grace. Martin offers this text as an encouragement “ in our journey with the saints.”

I read this book, a chapter a week, on Friday mornings. While not a page turner, it is very educational and inspirational.

Happy Birthday


Happy 8th birthday, Talia!

CHANEL AND PRADA


Last time Larry and I visited New York, we returned to China Town for an afternoon of shopping. Any woman who visits China Town returns home with imitation [fake] designer handbags, sunglasses, or wallets.


I entered a shoe store and the owner asked me in hushed tones,”You want Chanel?”

“Do I want Chanel? I even taught my pedicurist to paint a Chanel symbol on my two big toes!” I exclaimed.

He led me to a back room. While Larry watched a vendor hawking raw fish next door, I followed the store owner to the back room. He used three keys to unlock the door. I peeked inside and at least 15 women fondling fake Chanel, Prada, and Ralph Lauren merchandise turned to glance at me as I entered the room.

I heard a click as the manager locked the door. I chatted with a beautiful woman of color who told me she and her group of friends were on a church mission. She asked where I was from. When I told her “Atlanta, “she said, “We’re from Lawrenceville,” so I said, “Actually, I live in Marietta. So we don’t live that far from each other!”

Then, I thought,” A church mission? Why are they purchasing illegal merchandise?”

As I turned my attention to shopping, I realized that possibly 500 handbags lined tables, walls, and hung from the ceiling! This was a shopping mecca!

I grabbed a large Chanel bag hanging from the ceiling. Perfect! I unzipped it and located the forged authenticity papers in a side pocket. The price tag read $150. Reasonable. But then, as I ran my hand across the outside of the bag and sniffed it, I realized that this bag was imitation leather!

I turned to exit the room, and one of the church ladies, carrying two Pradas and a Chanel wallet headed to the door. She turned the door knob and realized the door was locked. Turning to face me, she asked, “Why did he lock us in here?”

Joking, I answered, “Because he plans to stuff us in shipping crates, load us on foreign ships, and make us sex slaves in China.” What were they thinking? We were perusing and purchasing illegal merchandise!

I heard a piercing wail emanate from the back of the room. Then all the other women, screaming, rushed the door. Thankfully, I could hear the store manager’s keys unlocking the door. They ran like hell into the street.

My husband stood behind the store manager. “What happened in there?”

“I guess they didn’t like the quality of the merchandise,” I said.

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

THE JUNIPER MASSACRE

I love digging in the soil. My love affair with indoor and outdoor plants began long ago. I have a special relationship with every plant I nurture.

I have a green thumb. My plants flourish because of my attention to them. When I¿m in a planting mood, I spend all day outside, and, by the end of the day, I am covered head to toe with dirt.

Georgia soil is not user friendly. It is rocky, red clay mixed with some soil. Essential tools are a pickax, a strong shovel, and a hoe. I buy small plants, start them in pots, then transfer them to my yard.

Fifteen years ago, I purchased a 12 inch peace lily at Kmart. It is seven feet tall and the first thing you see when entering the two story foyer of our home. I have transferred it to larger and larger planters every year. My husband swears it is of alien origin and will attack us one night.

I tended to my flowering pink spireas for many years. They grew to a ten foot height. The hydrangeas that lined the railing of our backyard deck sported massive blue flowers that I treated with coffee grounds to change the flower hues. Huge yellow forsythias, three of them, peeked around the corner of our house. Each spring I reveled in the beauty of my plants.

Then, the yard workers showed up.

While I was out shopping, my husband employed three workers to spread 200+ bales of pine straw on the three islands in our front yard and around my many azaleas.

They were also instructed to prune plants. Instead they chopped off my spireas, my hydrangeas, and my forsythia. My hydrangeas died, my spireas grew back looking like gnarled trees near a witch¿s habitat, and my forsythia looked feeble.

When I returned home, I was livid. I accosted those workers in the best Spanish I could manage. One of them asked my husband if I was eres loca [born crazy] and said they would not return unless he planned to be there to supervise.

My anger increased every time I walked out on our property. Then I remembered the eight 15 foot junipers gracing the front of our house. Junipers cannot be pruned, so the workers braced them with tacky pieces of wood that they covered with pine straw. I kept waiting for the junipers to be replaced.

So I got to work. I went to Home Depot and purchased a nose mask and an electric tree lopper. I climbed up a ladder and starting from the top, I lopped off branch after branch until the only part remaining of those junipers were the chunky short parts near the soil. I threw all the branches in the driveway. My husband could not drive up the driveway because the ten foot high pile of branches prevented his access to our home.

Smart man that he is, he knocked on our neighbor¿s door and inquired about my demeanor. My neighbor said, ¿Your wife has been cutting down trees for six hours. I call it the Juniper Massacre. It might not be safe to go home just yet. Would you like a drink?¿

I purchased ten full grown azaleas to the tune of $70 apiece. My husband hired the illegals to plant those azaleas the same day.

That¿s what I call efficiency.

And, yes, I am trying to work on my patience.

BLENDING OF FAITHS

In this picture my Jewish grandchildren are mesmerized by a recording of my voice reading THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS.

When our son announced his engagement to his fiancée, I knew that my future grandchildren would grow up practicing their mother's religion. My son remains Catholic, and his wife is the third child I never had. I love her as I love my own children. She is an amazing mother.

My two grandchildren attend private Jewish schools. Every day they assimilate and practice their faith in an academic atmosphere.

I knew I had to reconcile and acknowledge the two faiths so my grandchildren would understand the importance of both religions. When they visit, we pray before meals. I recite the Catholic Grace and end with a litany, recitations of names of deceased family members, and the sign of the Cross. My grandchildren sing Bracha Hamotzie together. They end with a Sign of the Cross. I enjoy that. Later I may correct them.

Learning Hebrew prayers and Jewish traditions gives them a sense of belonging, of constancy, and of family cohesiveness.

They celebrate Catholic traditions with us. Christmas, of course, is secular to them, although I have explained and they understand and respect the historical significance of the Christ child. After receiving gifts on the eight days of Hanukkah, they revel in opening lots of Christmas packages.

Easter, for us, the most important Catholic holiday, for them means coloring eggs, Easter egg hunts in our front yard, and colorful spring clothing. They see our Lenten traditions and understand the importance of that time for us.

Mezuzahs hangs over their bedroom doors as holy water fonts grace ours. Crucifixes, displayed in several rooms of our home, inspire questions from these two precocious children. Skipping the shocking historical context of the cross as the popular execution method in biblical times, I explain this icon as an important symbol of Catholicism, as the Jewish star of David is to their faith.

As we live as a part of our Catholic community, my grandchildren learn, play, and practice Jewish traditions in school, in their neighborhood, and with friends.

Karen Armstrong, a powerful religious historian, notes that the one philosophical constant in the major religions is COMPASSION. If my grandchildren live compassionately, I shall feel proud.

St. Augustine said, ¿To one who has faith, no explanation is necessary. To one without faith, no explanation is possible.¿

GIRLS OF RIYADH

I picked up this book on a whim. My fascination with Muslim culture began years ago when I assigned my twelfth grade honors students Azar Nafisi's text READING LOLITA IN TEHRAN. Nafisi assigns forbidden Western texts to her college students who meet in the basement of her home in Tehran to discuss literary style, themes in popular Western texts such as THE GREAT GATSBY, and the diparity between cultural norms in the West as opposed to customs during the Ayatollah's reign in Iran.
Girls of Riyadh is a delightful read.

A young female, Rajaa Alsanea, first time author, creates a narrator who sends emails to subscribers of her online list serve. The narrator links the lives of her four wealthy, elite young Muslim girlfriends as they struggle through love relationships, professional responsibilities, and the drama that ensues when they must deal with very strict Muslim customs in every aspect of their lives.

The internet provides a way for them to communicate and provide support to each other.

In Saudi Arabia men and women are forbidden to mix. Virginity is protected at all costs. Special police enforce strict codes: a woman caught with a man suffers public humiliation and a trip to jail.

Reviewers who compare this book with SEX AND THE CITY are off the mark. Intelligent, professional Saudi women living in this modern world chat online as they tell us funny, sad, and profound stories about their lives. I loved the book.

SLI USL ULL The University of Louisiana

Southwestern Louisiana Institute-University of Southwestern Louisiana- The University of Louisiana

I graduated from USL in 1968 with a Bachelor's degree in English Education, minors in Library Science and French. My husband's departure from the university was delayed because of his love of scholarship and Bouree, not necessarily in that order. I immediately entered Graduate school, but my Master's was postponed until the 80's while we moved from La to Texas, back to LA, then to GA.

Baker Hall, my residence as a freshman, meant that I had four roommates. My friend, Mary Beth, Blo Byars and a striking brunette from Eunice, and a thin, willowy blonde whose names escape me, shared the suite. Sadly, we lost touch. Like Harry Potter or a gnome, many nights I studied in a stairwell with my lamp to escape the constant activity. Growing up in a family of six girls, I had no problem walking down the hall to the community showers.

I graduated from USL in 1968 with a Bachelor's degree in English Education, minors in Library Science and French. My husband's departure from the university was delayed because of his love of scholarship and Bouree, not necessarily in that order. I immediately entered Graduate school, but my Master's was postponed until the 80's while we moved from La to Texas, back to LA, then to GA.

Baker Hall, my residence as a freshman, meant that I had four roommates. My friend, Mary Beth, Blo Byars and a striking brunette from Eunice, and a thin, willowy blonde whose names escape me, shared the suite. Sadly, we lost touch. Like Harry Potter or a gnome, many nights I studied in a stairwell with my lamp to escape the constant activity. Growing up in a family of six girls, I had no problem walking down the hall to the community showers.

I worked as a student aide to Dr. Mary Dichmann, English Department Head. Her secretary, Isabelle LeBlanc, a refined, gentle, and extremely professional soul took me under her wing. I did not realize until I worked at my first teaching job how much I learned about professional decorum, conversing with professors, and organization. Dr. Dichmann and Mrs. Champeaux attended my wedding in 1968.

Girls were not permitted to wear pants to class, so I had to wear a raincoat over my ballet clothes as I ran down campus to my next class.

As a Southwestern Sweetheart, I performed at half-time football games. Our dance coach told everyone to lose twenty pounds. I was a size 8. Tofu, yogurt, and energy bars did not exist. What to do!

A sophomore in Dr. Dichmann's class, I realized I was different from some of the other students who had attended larger schools with more comprehensive curricula. I felt somewhat better when Dr. Dichmann read an article from Harper¿s Magazine, which I have subscribed to all my adult life, and some girl in the class blurted out how much she loved the fashions in that magazine, Of course, she meant Harper¿s Bazaar. Oh my. I earned an A in that class because I studied feverishly. Imagine having a class with the head of the English Department who is also your boss!

I moved to Harris Hall the next year and roomed with Marguerite Castex, Marcella Eustis and her friend Susan, from New Orleans whose home I visited. In my senior year, l roomed with Harlene Nance from New Iberia. Deborah Dunstane from Port Allen and I became good friends. Our tall dorm Mother dressed impeccably: high heels, dresses, severe bun, and provocative makeup. I imagined if she smoked, she used a cigarette holder, like Cruella Deville. I was elected President of the Judiciary Board my senior year. Like the Salem witch trials, we condemned girls who missed curfew or made out in the bushes at the entrance to our dorm. Their punishment: confined to quarters, except for classes. I loved pounding that gavel!

Smoking was permitted in the basement of Harris which we used as a study room. I remember typing papers on a typewriter and using Liquid Paper or those crummy little white pieces of tape for corrections. Oh, and we typed footnoted at the bottom of each page, so we had to know the exact length of the footnote combined with the text or the entire page had to be retyped.

The summer before my senior year I took Shakespearean English with Mr. Broussard who demanded readings of 10 Shakespearean plays in six weeks. Scared straight, I escaped to my grandmother¿s house, sequestered in a guest room and poured over every line of each play. I still have those copious class notes, and I filled three blue books answering the essay exam. Lady Macbeth tells Macbeth, ¿Screw your courage to the sticking place,¿ a martial metaphor, and I did.

My all-time favorite professors were Dr. Milton Rickels and Dr. Pat Rickels. Non-natives of LA, but enamored of LA culture, they published and promoted engaging histories and stories about south Louisiana. Their American literature classes promoted scholarship as well as camaraderie. Students enjoyed a meal and engaging conversations at their home at the end of each semester.

I loved USL. My husband and I belong to the 1000+ member USL Alumni club in Marietta. Each fall we attend a gumbo cook off and in the spring a crawfish boil with crawfish imported from Louisiana.

MONEYBALL

My 38 yr old son recommended I read MONEYBALL: THE ART OF WINNING AN UNFAIR GAME. I am a voracious reader, but unless the book is a sports hero biography, I would not spend time reading a book about sports to save my life. I then reminded my son what I don’t like about broadcast sports.


My husband Larry is a rabid sports fan. For an LSU, Saints, Falcons, or UGA game, he dresses head to toe in team colors and insignia: hat, shirt, shorts, and shoes. He stays up ungodly hours to watch the end of a Braves game. He watches golf with his eyeballs glued to the screen. He stands during football games, argues with the refs, yells at players, and grabs his head like he’s having a seizure. I don’t understand.

I spent $300 at Dollar General in Loreauville on LSU and Saints attire for him. The shocked sales clerk saw three loaded shopping carts and danced on the counter. Larry swears that the she was awarded Salesperson of the Year.

I have tried to watch sports with him. Golf is sleepy boring. Announcers speak in hushed tones. Complete silence for long minutes when the golfer aims for that tiny circle in the ground. Sleep-inducing.

Football , I’ve decided, is every man’s desire for Stone Age aggression to prove his strength and stamina. I cannot watch a football game without hearing bones crunch, heads pound, and backs crack. How can any wife, mother, or girlfriend view their men being attacked with such brute force? Although, I did watch every minute of the Super Bowl this year and reveled in the Saints’ big win.

And, my least favorite . . . baseball. Spit and scratch. Disgusting. What kind of message about civility and health does chewing tobacco, spitting on the ground, and moving parts around send? I am convinced that’s why the Brits don’t play baseball. I actually composed a passionate but direct letter to the Baseball Commissioner voicing my concern. Larry subtly suggested I table it until we discussed the discussion [laughter] it would provoke.

And the game’s not over when the game’s over. Broadcasters spin statistics and dissect plays in jock talk for hours following the game. They pretend to be scientists: the impact of the climate on Friday’s game . . ., kinesiologists: that player can leap, spin and fly . . ., and sociologists; the entire country is betting on the odds on Super Bowl day. Excuse me. They’re all last generation former pro players.

But I did read MONEYBALL anyway. And I liked it. It’s not a page-turner but a worthy read. It’s about the game of BASEBALL. Lots of talk about trading, stats, and jock speak.

The premise of this book chronicles the unique strategy used by Billy Beane, General Manager of the Oakland Athletics, to elevate a poor team with a small payroll by using a different yardstick for success.

In the 2002 Billy Beane, a former pro baseball player, performed a science experiment with amateur draft players. Scouts swore to avoid qualities in players described as Rockhead, Soft, Wimp,or the worst . . . Bad Makeup [unsolvable problem.] The Oakland A’s had little money as compared with the Yankees, but each year they won more and more games. Unlike other GMs, Billy Beane hung around the clubhouse. He was resourceful, intelligent, and could scare the living lalalala out of his biggest players. He refused to watch a game during play, but viewed it carefully while he broke things in his office. He ran the show “like a Hollywood producer.” He called Miguel Tejada “Mr. Swing at Everything” and threatened to send him back home to the Dominican Republic. He was capable of humor citing that a player named Furbush should be drafted just because of his name. But Billy was capable of compliments “Great at bats” or “I love your approach,” and players like Scott Hatteburg said Billy created a sense of team for the players.

The Oakland A’s managed to have the best pitchers in the American League. Billy‘s team was playing a different game. A superior manager who used science, worked cheaply, was offered the spot as GM for the Red Sox. He turned it down citing his regret that early in his career he’d signed with the Mets instead of attending Stanford. He wanted to find better ways to build a great ball club with little money and find ballplayers’ virtues.

Good read.

May Segura Vaughn 1893-1978


My grandmother, Mae Segura Vaughn, of French and Spanish descent, struggled to speak English. I learned to translate French when I was very young, so I was able to understand and communicate with her. I taught her to write her name when I was ten.

A marvel and a brunette beauty, she wore dresses, earrings, and makeup every day. She never missed a weekly hair appointment. When she grew too feeble to venture out, I used bobbi pins and white papers to set her hair in pin curls and style it in her favorite do. Her dress up clothing featured neutral hued lined suits or dresses, matching hats and gloves, pearls or matching brooch and earrings, and a wool cashmere winter coat.

Mom Wick’s energy and determination were evident in the manner in which she presided as matriarch of our family. Extremely analytical and proficient, she invented recipes, whipped up seven course meals, canned foodstuffs, and became a gifted seamstress and dress designer.

My grandfather, Willie Wickliff Vaughn, used symbols and drawings on recipe cards to indicate measurements and ingredients for her special culinary concoctions. I marveled at the intricate steps she used to make Jambalaya or gumbo or her special confetti meatballs [boulettes-ground beef and pork stuffed with the trinity: onions, bell pepper, and celery.]Her parsley and onion top garden was located near the back door of her home along the red brick steps. Fresh herbs enhanced her cooking. She regularly delivered meals to needy relatives or friends.

Since she lived right next door to my parents, and I was the first grandchild, I developed an extremely close relationship with her. As a child I observed as she pulled a live chicken through a box nailed to a fence and summarily chopped off its head. That chicken when released squawked and ran around the yard until it dropped dead. She, with the aid of Mrs. Bob, a domestic hired to help with chores, dunked the chicken in boiling water and pulled feathers off until the chicken looked naked. I guess that’s what one would call fresh meat right off the farm.

But my grandparents did not live on a farm, although tenant farmers worked my grandparents’ farm off of Lake Dauterieve Road. They lived smack dab on Main Street in mid-Loreauville. No ordinances or covenants regulated barnyard activities. My grandfather’s barn, located behind his home, housed cows, chickens, an occasional pig, and squatter rabbit families in a fenced area. I remember him showing me how to hold infant rabbits that were as small as my tiny hand.

A cistern next to their home held fresh rain water used mostly for pure activities like washing special garments or watering plants. Even bottled tastes tainted as compared with pure rain water.

Mom Wick created the first microwave: boiling water in a Magnalite pot with a covered dish of food on top of the pot. When I attended summer classes at USL, I returned to her home to study in the afternoons after I dined on her delectable noon dinner.

Mom Wick’s sewing room ran along the entire side of her home. I called it the Glass porch because of the floor to ceiling windows. The walls were made of knotty pine recovered from a train wreck in Loreauville. She sewed baby clothing from flour sacks, Sunday dresses from exquisite fabrics, and elegant cocktail dresses from haute couture materials. We shopped for fabrics, patterns, and notions at quality fabric stores in Baton Rouge or at Heymann’s in Lafayette, fabric stores in New Iberia, or Granger’s in Loreauville.

Very early each morning, she and my grandfather recited the rosary in French as they listened to the rosary on the radio; I don’t ever remember them sleeping late, not even in their twilight years. They slept in double beds in a large bedroom with a fireplace. I doubt that they spent a night apart in their entire sixty year marriage. My grandmother took afternoon naps, and coffee klatched with my mom every day at 10:00 a.m. and again after naptime at 3:00.They sipped Mellow Joy Coffee laden with sugar and cream in demitasse cups.

Every Sunday Mom Wick prepared Sunday dinner after attending early morning mass. We feasted on fried or smothered chicken or chicken fricasse, roast, rice dressing, white rice, mashed potatoes, potato salad, sweet peas, corn, smothered cabbage, homemade bread and cake or pralines for dessert. Seasonal vegetables complemented the varied entrees. We ate organic food fresh from the farm. I seldom saw canned food in her kitchen. She baked cakes from scratch and glazed them with her special homemade icing. She secretly added yellow food coloring to boiled egg yolks to enhance the color of potato salad. Her chili sauce for hot dogs was scrumptious. As a special treat, she served homemade, churned ice cream, [the kind you freeze using ice, salt, and many turns of the wheel] when she served hot dogs. Her engagement photo, circa 1902, sits on a shelf above the stove in my kitchen.

A very spiritual person, Mom Wick worshipped at Sunday mass and believed in the power of praying to her favorite saints. Superstitions intrigued her. She warned me never to step on the sidewalk crack and to walk on the same side of a post or pole as she did. She admitted to me that when she was younger, she hung garlic across the back door of her home for protection against the Loup Garoux. Appearances and demeanor were extremely important to her. I never heard her raise her voice.

I watched her plant, propagate, and care for her many flowers and shrubs. Although she could not name all the plant varieties in her expansive yard, she instinctively knew landscaping and horticulture. In my favorite picture, she wears a floral gardening dress and a large sun hat and is seated on a swing canopied by a tall flowering shrub.

Mom Wick lived vicariously in my recollections to her about my teen activities. She loved to hear about my friends, their outfits, my dance partners, and my school experiences. I appeased her by reciting everything I could remember. When I became the mother of teenagers, I realized what a special relationship I had with my maternal grandmother. When my dates picked me up for the evening, Mom Wick stood on her front porch clutching her rosary as she watched me depart for the evening. Not until I became a mother and a grandparent did I understand the significance of her love and concern for me.

Living far away from her during most of my adult life was extremely difficult. Although I busied myself with family and career, she occupied my thoughts every time I cooked a meal, planted a garden, sewed a seam or dressed for the day. I wish I had told her more often how much I loved, respected and admired her and what an incredible influence she had on my life.

Calvin Borel Jockey

CALVIN BOREL


At Jazzercise class yesterday morning, a woman who exercises next to me arrived early for class. As we chatted, she mentioned that she and her husband attended the Kentucky Derby last weekend. I commented that the winning horse was led by jockey Calvin Borel, a native of my home state. She responded, “Yes, he is illiterate, isn’t he? Can’t read or write a word!”

Patience was never my strong suit, and I am opposed to physical violence. I could feel my face muscles tense, and my brain was firing off messages like ATTACK, DISPOSE OF, CRUSH. On the tip of my tongue, these words were getting ready to spill out: “Well, I hope you wore a magnificent hat large enough to ensconce your abundant derriere.” But, I didn’t.

Instead I said, “His family lives just a pirogue ride away from my family’s home in an idyllic settlement called Catahoula.”

I continued, “Calvin is gifted in other ways. He weighs only 116 pounds but can guide a 1000+ pound horse to the finish line. He became the sixth jockey in the history of Churchill Downs to win six races on a single race card. With his victory in the July 5, 2008 Calvin became the thirty-fourth jockey in North American Thoroughbred racing history to win 4,500 races. On May 16, 2009 he won the Preakness Stakes on Rachel Alexandra. This accomplishment marked the first time that a jockey won the first two legs of the Triple Crown on different horses. And . . . last Saturday, May 1, 2010 Calvin rode Super Saver to win his 3rd Kentucky Derby in a 4-year span, the first jockey ever to do so.”

And I added, “He has met U.S. Presidents, Queen Elizabeth II, and his picture has been published on the cover of major news magazines. Louisianians, especially my Catahoula friends, are extremely proud of his accomplishments. I hope you requested his autograph because he is able to sign his name and that autograph may be more lucrative than a bet on a horse.”

Of course, I was calmer after that. She was not offended and asked me to tell her more after class about Catahoula. I thought to advise some reading on emotional intelligences and traits of the gifted and talented, but I didn’t. What if she deliberately tried to fall on me in class?