Thursday, September 13, 2012

 BACHELOR'S DEGREE IN FERMENTATION SCIENCE
      
     I am a life-long learner. I have three university degrees, and I am in my second year of study before I earn my fourth degree. My program of study includes a comprehensive curriculum that will give me the knowledge and experience in setting short and long term goals.
     I have earned a Bachelor's Degree at this university, and, in the process of my studies, I have received tangible as well as intangible rewards. If I continue to be diligent and responsible, I can earn the a Master's Degree, become a Professor, Dean, then Chancellor, in that order.
     
    And that is why I love Taco Mac. Oh, my gosh! Classrooms with big screen tv's, waiters, friendly patrons, kegs, and hundreds of beers lining the walls . . . eye candy for beer lovers, and rewards for imbibing. Imagine all those college classes I attended, miles I drove, papers I wrote, presentations I made. I would like to meet the founder of this chain. What a smart entrepreneur!

     Now there are over 2,000 breweries in the U.S. Thus, hundreds of different beers are sold in restaurants like Taco Mac. Brewversity card carrying members accrue points for each unique beer they consume. . . one point for each different beer. Only six selections are allowed per day.
     My husband accompanies me to class on Friday nights, but he is not interested in furthering his education. He prefers to stick with his usual, boring beverages, Coors, Bud, Michelob Light, which he refers to as his diet choice.
      So 125 different beers to add to my Brewversity card before I earn a Master's Degree. Let's see. My calculations indicate that if I drink my limit of two beers every Friday night, I will be named a Chancellor after 875 more beers. Hoegarrden Belgian is my next choice.